I Pity the Fellows Who Play the Big Cellos
Listen on SoundCloudThere had to have been a time
When as children they thought it a crime
To lug around something as tall
Or taller than they were. After all,
They were only youth. Thus, although musically inclined,
They quite often found themselves in a bind.
They had to rely on others being understanding and kind
When they had to move to make room for the cello on the bus
Apologizing all the while for causing such inconvenience and fuss
Sometimes saying aloud what they felt at those times within
"Why couldn't my folks have signed me up for the F*ING violin?"
